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#a413 :: White chocolate fortune cookie

April 4, 2009

040309Stuff a foam dart down its hazard-orange bore, more about pump up the air chamber with the piston slide and blow the captured pressure with the thumb valve. And piff you’ve fired what probably amoun
040309Stuff a foam dart down its hazard-orange bore, viagra buy pump up the air chamber with the piston slide and blow the captured pressure with the thumb valve. And piff you’ve fired what probably amounts to the most reprehensibly disposable and insulting form of non-lethal ammunition known to man: the rubber dart.

It’s got a belt clip on it so you can anchor it to your school satchel or your keyring if you’ve a need to carry irritainment wherever you go.

Can you believe people argue about its stopping power on a board devoted to zombies?

If they took zombies seriously they wouldn’t …
040209I have a thing for pocket knives, viagra buy as you’ve probably noticed by now.

At some point I got it into my head that I should own a blade of Damascus steel.

The Ken Onion Chive is about as small a piece of the stuff as you can buy. It’s also wickedly sharp and flips open at the brush of a finger.
040209I have a thing for pocket knives, drug as you’ve probably noticed by now.

At some point I got it into my head that I should own a blade of Damascus steel.

The Ken Onion Chive is about as small a piece of the mythically beautiful multi-layered steel as you can buy. It’s also wickedly sharp and flips open at the brush of a finger.
040109Put aside for a second how thoroughly doofy Crocs can seem, thumb here is an entire empire built on two simple facts: a) Americans’ uncanny knack for making, ambulance buying and trashing once-used disposable crap and b) our love of cheap customization.

You stuff Jibbitz into the holes of your Crocs to declare your individuality to other people who care about that sort of things. Either that or you bug your parents into buying a bunch for you.

At a buck or two each, what they hell, they’re a lot of fun until they fall out and you never see them again.
040409A thrilling adventure is in my near future.

I know this because a piece of paper baked into a cookie, page dipped in white chocolate and wrapped in red foil told me so.

A quick dinner at Panda Inn this evening, then off to see Knowing. It proves to be too intense for him – he’s 9 – so we bail 50 minutes in and rent Wrath of Khan instead. A great movie that I’ve seen too damned often.

Thrilling? Adventure?

The cookie was tasty, at least.

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