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#a412 :: Nerf one-shot pistol

April 3, 2009

040209I have a thing for pocket knives, medical as you’ve probably noticed by now.

At some point I got it into my head that I should own a blade of Damascus steel.

The Ken Onion Chive is about as small a piece of the stuff as you can buy. It’s also wickedly sharp and flips open at the brush of a finger.
040309Stuff a foam dart down its hazard-orange bore, side effects pump up the air chamber with the piston slide and blow the captured pressure with the thumb valve. And piff you’ve fired what probably amounts to the most reprehensibly disposable and insulting form of non-lethal ammunition known to man: the rubber dart.

It’s got a belt clip on it so you can anchor it to your school satchel or your keyring if you’ve a need to carry irritainment wherever you go.

Can you believe people argue about its stopping power on a board devoted to zombies?

If they took zombies seriously they wouldn’t …

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