{"id":968,"date":"2008-10-21T18:10:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T01:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=968"},"modified":"2008-10-28T23:44:41","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T06:44:41","slug":"a250-big-bro-slig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=968","title":{"rendered":"#a250 :: Big Bro Slig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102108.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-969\" title=\"ENLARGE\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102108-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102108-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102108-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102108.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>In some lights, <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-sale-online.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">web<\/a>  my 9-year-old son is my very heart dancing around outside my body, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-over-the-counter.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">discount<\/a>  a handsome, smart, innocent, brave, funny, sensitive boy.<\/p>\n<p>In others, he&#8217;s a degenerate, unwashed, mouthbreathing game addict who would rather live a fantasy life through his hunched shoulders, twitching thumbs and unblinking bloodshot eyeballs than virtually anything else, including eating, talking, sleeping or paying attention to you.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, he&#8217;s a chip off the old block. Which as much as anything explains why he gets to play only 30 minutes on school nights and 60 minutes on weekends.<\/p>\n<p>This <a href=\"http:\/\/lego.com\">Lego<\/a> creation is a slavishly true model of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;ct=res&amp;cd=1&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dg92048y-Zfw&amp;ei=8c3_SIGAL53gsAOFveCmCw&amp;usg=AFQjCNGwtBfVjPcpU04nQ45jF5Dp-HTm-g&amp;sig2=cRmQvQfhJki7_YDaB9Yr8g\">Big Bro Slig<\/a>, one of the army of bioengineered freaks that try to kill you in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;hs=mBU&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=spell&amp;resnum=0&amp;ct=result&amp;cd=1&amp;q=munch%27s+odyssee&amp;spell=1\">Oddworld, Munch&#8217;s Odyssee<\/a> &#8211; the lad&#8217;s current drooling obsession, which he talks about pretty much non-stop.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t even ask me about how he almost ruined <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&amp;hs=8qo&amp;q=stranger%27s+wrath&amp;btnG=Search\">Oddworld: Stranger&#8217;s Wrath<\/a> for me permanently &#8211; two full years after I decided it was the greatest video game ever created.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In some lights, web my 9-year-old son is my very heart dancing around outside my body, discount a handsome, smart, innocent, brave, funny, sensitive boy. 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