{"id":908,"date":"2008-09-22T11:01:56","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T18:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=908"},"modified":"2008-10-02T11:06:37","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T18:06:37","slug":"a221-petrie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=908","title":{"rendered":"#a221 :: Petrie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/petrie.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/petrie-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" title=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-909\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/petrie-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/petrie-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/petrie.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>At the obvious risk of being (as well as sounding) thoroughly sexist, <a href=\"http:\/\/discount-viagra.net\" title=\"viagra\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">approved<\/a>  you never know what nerve you&#8217;ll hit with a woman until you hit that nerve dead-on.<\/p>\n<p>At the same time I bought <a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=467\">RayD8<\/a> to back up my photos, top-secret work projects and random droolings, I bought this little orange <a href=\"http:\/\/mimoco.com\">Mimobot<\/a> and gave it to my wife. I think she may have squealed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s so cute!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She still squeals &#8211; on a regular basis &#8211; because he&#8217;s still so cute, and his little butt lights up red when you plug him in.<\/p>\n<p>His name is Petrie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the obvious risk of being (as well as sounding) thoroughly sexist, approved you never know what nerve you&#8217;ll hit with a woman until you hit that nerve dead-on. At the same time I bought RayD8 to back up my photos, top-secret work projects and random droolings, I bought this little orange Mimobot and gave [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,19,13,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-fetish","category-objet","category-tool"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}