{"id":826,"date":"2008-08-19T22:53:50","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T05:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=826"},"modified":"2008-08-23T23:10:08","modified_gmt":"2008-08-24T06:10:08","slug":"a187-iphone-3g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=826","title":{"rendered":"#a187 :: iPhone 3G"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/0819081.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/0819081-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" title=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-827\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"3\" srcset=\"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/0819081-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/0819081-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/0819081.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>My birthday gift. My wife&#8217;s love in a handheld marvel. My new video game platform. My toy. My crack pipe. My next-gen paid-content conduit. My memory bank. My little wallet-suck. My preeeeciousssss. My underestimation of <a href=\"http:\/\/apple.com\">Apple<\/a>&#8216;s continued brilliance at industrial design. My PDA. My GPS. My portable Thomas Guide. My jukebox. My phone.<\/p>\n<p>The blue rubber grip keeps the slippery little oyster in my hand. I&#8217;m paranoid I&#8217;ll lose it. Or break it. Or get bored and move on to lusting after the Next Big Thing. This is the sound of obsession.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My birthday gift. My wife&#8217;s love in a handheld marvel. My new video game platform. My toy. My crack pipe. My next-gen paid-content conduit. My memory bank. My little wallet-suck. My preeeeciousssss. My underestimation of Apple&#8216;s continued brilliance at industrial design. My PDA. My GPS. My portable Thomas Guide. My jukebox. My phone. The blue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,19,3,13,4,11,8,9,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-fetish","category-instrument","category-objet","category-part","category-symbol","category-tool","category-toy","category-weapon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}