{"id":148,"date":"2004-07-05T10:49:12","date_gmt":"2004-07-05T18:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=148"},"modified":"2004-07-05T10:49:12","modified_gmt":"2004-07-05T18:49:12","slug":"146-singing-marble-bust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"#146 :: Singing &#8220;Marble&#8221; Bust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/07\/070504.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/07\/070504.html', <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-cost.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">rx<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-order.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">cheap<\/a> &#8216;popup&#8217;,&#8217;width=500,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#8242;); return false&#8221;><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/07\/070504-thumb.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\"\/><\/a>Given out with tiny burgers and itty-bitty orders of fries to promote <a href=\"http:\/\/www.disney.com\">Disney&#8217;s<\/a> box-office bomb, <a href=\"http:\/\/disney.go.com\/disneyvideos\/liveaction\/hauntedmansion\/main.html\"><i>The Haunted Mansion<\/i><\/a>, this faux-marble bust sings when you push its button: &#8220;<i>Ghostly hosts come out to social-iiiiiiize.<\/i>&#8221; His best features are actually his mutton chops, which are cast in a lustrous white resin that catches the light in a respectable facsimile of white marble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-toy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}