{"id":137,"date":"2004-06-24T08:14:39","date_gmt":"2004-06-24T16:14:39","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=137"},"modified":"2004-06-24T08:14:39","modified_gmt":"2004-06-24T16:14:39","slug":"135-french-road-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"#135 :: French road sign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/062304.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/062304.html', <a href=\"http:\/\/buyviagra100mg.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">seek<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-discount.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">look<\/a> &#8216;popup&#8217;,&#8217;width=500,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#8242;); return false&#8221;><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/062304-thumb.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>About 35 years ago, a student of my father&#8217;s pulled a slick slab of leather and chrome from his overcoat pocket and performed an act of origami sorcery I&#8217;ll never forget. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.polaroid.com\">Polaroid<\/a> had given the guy one of the first SX-70 instant cameras, a few bricks of film, and marching orders to test it wherever and whenever he could. He pinched, and lifted and the slab unfolded in a slow, balletic explosion of inclined planes, black bellows and pivoting glass. I was completely mesmerized. He aimed, focused, and snapped, and the thing extruded a squarish rectangle that went from a white mist to a full-color photo of my little brother and me. Then with a pop and shuffle, he collapsed the camera into a slab again and slipped it back into his pocket with the slyest grin a recent college graduate could muster. I was used to Flash-Cubed Instamatics that teased and tortured, making me wait for weeks to see my photos until my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.josephreed.net\">Dad<\/a> retrieved them from the drugstore. This &#8211; this was miraculous. I got a non-folding SX-70 for high school graduation years later, and spent the better part of my time in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.risd.edu\">photo classes<\/a> blowing through packs of film, gouging and abusing freshly-shot emulsion in a juvenile attempt to imitate <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artcyclopedia.com\/artists\/samaras_lucas.html\">Lucas Samaras<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artnet.com\/library\/04\/0480\/T048001.asp\">Les Krims<\/a>. I found this top-of-the-line model in an antique store in Ventura a few years back &#8211; to replace an earlier folding model I owned. You can still buy the film &#8211; mostly at professional photo stores, though occasionally you&#8217;ll run across it at drug stores. You can use the crazy-fast 600 film if you don&#8217;t mind stopping everything way down and just dealing with the overexposure &#8211; I had a nice portfolio of stuff I shot at Joshua Tree not long back on the black-and-white stock. The cameras can be had on eBay for <a href=\"http:\/\/search.ebay.com\/sx-70_W0QQsokeywordredirectZ1QQfromZR8QQsatitleZsx-70\">a song<\/a>, and if you&#8217;re a true &#8216;Roid geek, you&#8217;ll enjoy the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chemie.unibas.ch\/~holder\/SX70.html\">Hacker&#8217;s Guide to the SX-70.&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/062404.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/062404.html', <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-sale-online.net\" title=\"drugstore\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">buy<\/a> &#8216;popup&#8217;, <a href=\"http:\/\/100mg-viagra.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">health<\/a> &#8216;width=500, <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-generic-online.net\" title=\"cialis\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">information pills<\/a> height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#8242;); return false&#8221;><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/062404-thumb.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>A souvenir from a European road trip, a call to action, a study in <A href=\"http:\/\/www.americansinfrance.net\/Driving\/SelectedRoadSigns.cfm\">French traffic control<\/a>. Printed black on yellow and stuck to a little plastic road sign, the message is clear, yet vague if you feign ignorance as to its purpose: 500 meters to an exit?  500 million possible variations ahead? An arrow that got lost en route to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.republika.pl\/volvo_fan\/volvo_fan2\/gal_logo\/emblem_06'.gif\">Volvo logo<\/a>? A mutant stick figure 500 meters high? This is a silly game I&#8217;m playing, as befits a silly little sign. But it&#8217;s compelling &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A souvenir from a European road trip, a call to action, a study in French traffic control. Printed black on yellow and stuck to a little plastic road sign, the message is clear, yet vague if you feign ignorance as to its purpose: 500 meters to an exit? 500 million possible variations ahead? 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