{"id":1127,"date":"2009-01-03T11:03:55","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T18:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2009-01-04T01:10:59","modified_gmt":"2009-01-04T08:10:59","slug":"a324-fuse-bead-eyeball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1127","title":{"rendered":"#a324 :: Fuse-Bead eyeball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/010309a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/010309a-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" title=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1126\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/010309a-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/010309a-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/010309a.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>My son shambles in, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagrafreepills.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">diagnosis<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-discount.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">decease<\/a>  his hand covering his brow.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad, <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-generic-online.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\"> <\/a>  I hate to tell you this, but I&#8217;ve got a terrible case of pinkeye.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>What???<\/i> Oh, <i>no<\/i>.  C&#8217;mere, let me see.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He turns and I see this fantastic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=fuse+beads&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\">Fuse-bead<\/a> concoction clapped to his face.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s still warm, fresh from the iron.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m doubly thrilled &#8211; a) that he&#8217;s making a gift of it to me and b) that it&#8217;s not really fuckin&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=pinkeye&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\">pinkeye<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In seconds,  we&#8217;re both cackling like idiots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My son shambles in, diagnosis decease his hand covering his brow. &#8220;Dad, I hate to tell you this, but I&#8217;ve got a terrible case of pinkeye.&#8221; &#8220;What??? Oh, no. C&#8217;mere, let me see.&#8221; He turns and I see this fantastic Fuse-bead concoction clapped to his face. It&#8217;s still warm, fresh from the iron. I&#8217;m doubly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,37,25,22,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-ephemera","category-facsimile","category-model","category-toy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}