{"id":918,"date":"2008-10-28T23:58:33","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T06:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=918"},"modified":"2008-10-29T00:01:09","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T07:01:09","slug":"a257-ruined-chain-links","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=918","title":{"rendered":"#a257 :: Ruined chain links"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102808.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-984\" title=\"ENLARGE\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102808-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102808-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102808-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/102808.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Popped my chain before dawn this morning as I hoisted my bulk up on the pegs today and hammered up this steep little hill. This is what was left after the repair &#8211; the first two attempts at which failed because I had threaded the chain incorrectly. Both times. Furthermore, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-no-prescription.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">order<\/a>  the XBox 360 flung the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=red+ring+of+death&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\">Red Ring of Death<\/a> at me precisely one year after we bought it &#8211; and exactly 74 minutes after Best Buy closed. Which puts me 12 hours out of warranty the next time I can possibly try getting a replacement.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, <a href=\"http:\/\/cheap-viagra-pills.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">ampoule<\/a>  and the stock market <a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news?oe=utf-8&#038;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&#038;client=firefox-a&#038;um=1&#038;tab=wn&#038;nolr=1&#038;hl=en&#038;q=stock+rally+October+28%2C+2008&#038;btnG=Search+News\">geeked out all over itself<\/a> in a mad 900-point feint at recovery, <a href=\"http:\/\/generic-viagra-online.net\" title=\"sildenafil\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">order<\/a>  which is sure to be followed by an equally geeked-down plunge as everyone realizes amid the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news?oe=utf-8&#038;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&#038;client=firefox-a&#038;um=1&#038;tab=wn&#038;nolr=1&#038;hl=en&#038;q=layoffs+october+28%2C+2008&#038;btnG=Search+News\">many<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/la.metblogs.com\/2008\/10\/27\/axes-now-falling-at-the-times-layoffs-underway\/\">layoffs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Not to mention the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=obama+mccain+october+28%2C+2008&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\">endless ideological<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;client=firefox-a&#038;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&#038;hs=ZVk&#038;q=iraq+war+october+28%2C+2008&#038;btnG=Search\">bloody wars<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=obama+2003+tape+palestinian+los+angeles+times&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\">fucking this<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, it was  that kind of day. It&#8217;s been that kind of decade. Make of it &#8211; er, rather, the future &#8211; what you will.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Popped my chain before dawn this morning as I hoisted my bulk up on the pegs today and hammered up this steep little hill. This is what was left after the repair &#8211; the first two attempts at which failed because I had threaded the chain incorrectly. Both times. 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