{"id":905,"date":"2008-09-21T10:58:17","date_gmt":"2008-09-21T17:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=905"},"modified":"2008-10-02T11:01:55","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T18:01:55","slug":"a220-olive-grabber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=905","title":{"rendered":"#a220 :: Olive grabber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/olivegrabber1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-907\" title=\"enlarge\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/olivegrabber1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"enlarge\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/olivegrabber1-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/olivegrabber1-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/olivegrabber1.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>The Victorian dopiness of this tool belies how perfectly it fits its task: Go on &#8211; try to fish an olive out of a full jar with a fork. Now try it with a chromed, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagranoprescription.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">cost<\/a>  plunger-operated triaxial claw that encloses a perfectly olive-shaped sphere. Purpose-built genius.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Victorian dopiness of this tool belies how perfectly it fits its task: Go on &#8211; try to fish an olive out of a full jar with a fork. Now try it with a chromed, cost plunger-operated triaxial claw that encloses a perfectly olive-shaped sphere. Purpose-built genius.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}