{"id":840,"date":"2008-08-25T23:06:17","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T06:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=840"},"modified":"2008-09-16T23:16:42","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T06:16:42","slug":"a193-kidsville-wristband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=840","title":{"rendered":"#a193 :: Kidsville wristband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/kidsvilleband.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/kidsvilleband-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" title=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-841\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/kidsvilleband-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/kidsvilleband-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/kidsvilleband.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>It usually takes 10 hours to drive from Los Angeles to <a href=\"http:\/\/burningman.com\">Black Rock City<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This trip has been particularly rough: Usually I nap for 3 or 4 hours before we hit the road at 9 p.m., <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-generic-online.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">sale<\/a>  then drive until 3 or 4 a.m., <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-cost.net\" title=\"cialis\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">sildenafil<\/a>  while my wife and the kids sleep. When I&#8217;m ready to crap out, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-no-prescription.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">view<\/a>  she&#8217;s rested and ready to take over.<\/p>\n<p>Not this time &#8211; sleep eludes her, I push myself farther than I like, and we wind up conking out for a couple of hours by the side of the road, snoring like frat boys while traffic rushes past.<\/p>\n<p>We awake, not quite refreshed, and make it to Black Rock City, which is engulfed in a wicked dust storm.   In the midst of all of it, we arrive in the Kidsville area of the camp, where cheerfully off-dressed Kidsvillains check us in and slap friendly neon-green wristbands on our son and daughter, as proof against them losing their way.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re among stranger-friends, and begin pitching camp amid howling winds packed with talc-fine alkali dust. It feels good to be home again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It usually takes 10 hours to drive from Los Angeles to Black Rock City. This trip has been particularly rough: Usually I nap for 3 or 4 hours before we hit the road at 9 p.m., sale then drive until 3 or 4 a.m., sildenafil while my wife and the kids sleep. When I&#8217;m ready [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}