{"id":815,"date":"2008-08-16T17:41:21","date_gmt":"2008-08-17T00:41:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=815"},"modified":"2008-08-21T18:04:11","modified_gmt":"2008-08-22T01:04:11","slug":"a184","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=815","title":{"rendered":"#a184 :: Maxam &#8220;Assisted Opening&#8221; Liner Lock Knife"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"150\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" \/><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/knife-desktop.m4v'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/081608-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" title=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-816\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/081608-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/081608-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/081608.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/081608.jpg'>Larger image<\/a><\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kitreed.net\">Mom<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/josephreed.net\">Dad<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-order-online.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">medications<\/a>  being loving, clever parents, took pity upon me after reading about <a href=\"http:\/\/london.metblogs.com\/2008\/08\/05\/reflections-on-a-knife-a-stupid-yanks-tale\/\">the pocketknife incident<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>They Googled around and stumbled on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buynsavedirect.com\">BuynSaveDirect.com<\/a>, a sort of geek-heaven\/tactical-weapons porn shop masquerading as a knife&#8217;n&#8217;flashlight supplier. For barely $7 you can buy (among other things including Tasers and swords)  solid, Chinese-made pocket knives in myriad styles and colors, so they bought three.<\/p>\n<p>When the package arrived, I opened this one first &#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIt nearly jumped out of my hands (click the photo above right to see a video). Frightening with four inches of serrated tanto blade, nicely knurled grips and a oo-look-kid-portholes belt clip. Once I got over how incredibly frightening and probably illegal it is, I actually grew to like it &#8211; it&#8217;s sharp, opens easily with a satisfying &#8220;snick&#8221; and feels solid. As solid as a gun. (<i>Shudder<\/i>).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be taking it to the playa, as there are many zipties, ropes and steaks to be slain. But I&#8217;ll probably stick with the much-more-subtle 3-inch <a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=796\">Harsey Air Ranger<\/a> whilst among civilians. It&#8217;d be a shame to lose this one to the law.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Larger image Mom and Dad, medications being loving, clever parents, took pity upon me after reading about the pocketknife incident. They Googled around and stumbled on BuynSaveDirect.com, a sort of geek-heaven\/tactical-weapons porn shop masquerading as a knife&#8217;n&#8217;flashlight supplier. For barely $7 you can buy (among other things including Tasers and swords) solid, Chinese-made pocket knives [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,8,9,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fetish","category-tool","category-toy","category-weapon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}