{"id":729,"date":"2008-07-11T22:37:23","date_gmt":"2008-07-12T05:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=729"},"modified":"2008-07-13T23:01:07","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T06:01:07","slug":"a148-spork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=729","title":{"rendered":"#a148 :: Spork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/071108.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/071108-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"enlarge\" title=\"enlarge\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-730\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/071108-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/071108-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/071108.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>A hybrid. A multi-utensil. A solution. A ridiculous word.<br \/>\nSay it a few times:<\/p>\n<p>Spork. Sp&ouml;rk.<\/p>\n<p>Spoooorrrrk. k. k.<\/p>\n<p>Admire its completeness. Say no more. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;client=firefox-a&#038;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&#038;hs=4DX&#038;q=spork&#038;btnG=Search\">Spork<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A hybrid. A multi-utensil. A solution. A ridiculous word. Say it a few times: Spork. Sp&ouml;rk. Spoooorrrrk. k. k. Admire its completeness. Say no more. Spork.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,8,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-symbol","category-tool","category-weapon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}