{"id":709,"date":"2008-07-02T10:14:35","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T17:14:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=709"},"modified":"2008-07-05T10:19:21","modified_gmt":"2008-07-05T17:19:21","slug":"a139-mystery-cap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"#a139 :: Mystery cap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/070208.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/070208-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" title=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-710\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"3\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/070208-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/070208-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/070208.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I once had this foolish idea. I never acted on it, <a href=\"http:\/\/buy-viagra-100mg.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">drug<\/a>  but it still sneaks into my head from time to time and pings on my hippocampus (the dream center) with a tinny little rhythm:<\/p>\n<p><i>What if I counted every single object in the house? What if I catalogued every single book, sock, CD, grain of rice, child&#8217;s toy, piece of paper, tool, chair and can of deodorant? How many thousands (millions??) of objects would I wind up owning? <\/i><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not that crazy. Yet.<\/p>\n<p>But stuff like this keeps piling up, and it gets thrown into a little drawer, and I think &#8230; <i>if only I&#8217;d been counting all the time, I&#8217;d know how many of these enigmatic little chunks of hardware I own.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once had this foolish idea. I never acted on it, drug but it still sneaks into my head from time to time and pings on my hippocampus (the dream center) with a tinny little rhythm: What if I counted every single object in the house? What if I catalogued every single book, sock, CD, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}