{"id":453,"date":"2008-03-13T19:01:50","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T06:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=453"},"modified":"2008-03-14T20:44:21","modified_gmt":"2008-03-15T07:44:21","slug":"a29-incredible-hulk-action-figure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=453","title":{"rendered":"#a29 :: Incredible Hulk action figure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/031308.jpg\" title=\"031308.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/031308.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"031308.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"3\" \/><\/a>Sometimes a heavy little object is so pure it cannot be parsed from its origins.<\/p>\n<p>Analyzing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stan_Lee\" target=\"_blank\">Stan Lee<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jack_Kirby\" target=\"_blank\">Jack Kirby<\/a>&#8216;s emerald-muscled Mr. Hyde is as pointless and masturbatory an exercise as trying to glean God&#8217;s &#8220;actual&#8221; intentions  from line-by-line interpretations of the Bible.<\/p>\n<p>Text overpowers context.\u00c2\u00a0 Some things just <span style=\"font-style: italic\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">are.<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><\/span><!--more-->This toy is a product of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000487\/\">Ang Lee<\/a> merch-tsunami &#8211; a more complete and unified vision than the two movies (the brilliant actioner and the awful psych-drama) that were crammed into 2003&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0286716\/\">Hulk<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Hulk is a perfect being, <a href=\"http:\/\/buy-viagra-100mg.net\" title=\"cialis\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">information pills<\/a>  and this edition is His most perfect toy incarnation.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s 9 inches tall. You can pose him, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagragenericonline.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">cost<\/a>  move your camera-eye down to awe-inspiring knee-level angles, <a href=\"http:\/\/discount-viagra.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">thumb<\/a>  and smash things with his injection-molded fists.<\/p>\n<p>But best of all, when you squeeze his thighs together, he hunches his shoulders forward and shatters your bemusement with a jaw-cracking roar of plastic rage.<\/p>\n<p>Hulk <em>SMASH<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes a heavy little object is so pure it cannot be parsed from its origins. Analyzing Stan Lee and Jack Kirby&#8216;s emerald-muscled Mr. Hyde is as pointless and masturbatory an exercise as trying to glean God&#8217;s &#8220;actual&#8221; intentions from line-by-line interpretations of the Bible. Text overpowers context.\u00c2\u00a0 Some things just are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,11,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artifact","category-objet","category-symbol","category-toy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}