{"id":411,"date":"2008-02-25T14:50:52","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T01:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=411"},"modified":"2008-02-25T14:53:34","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T01:53:34","slug":"a12-fetish-stapler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=411","title":{"rendered":"#a12 :: Fetish stapler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/022508.jpg\" title=\"022508.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/022508.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"022508.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"3\" \/><\/a>Its rubber-nubbled exterior belies its pragmatic steel skeleton.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s dressed for a party but armed for business: smack its spiky head and deliver two pinpoint-sharp staple tips into its anvil where they curl under, <a href=\"http:\/\/cheapestviagra.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">illness<\/a>  trapping and binding whatever flimsy document it penetrated along the way.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a stapler that wants to start something, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-online-pharmacy.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">shop<\/a>  but finish the job. It would probably be happiest binding together harrassing lawsuits, porn-video inventory lists, dear-John letters, death-metal &#8216;zines, restraining orders<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the kind of stapler that gets in fights. The kind of stapler that would kick the crap out of <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;hs=RGU&amp;q=office+space+red+stapler+milton&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wi\">Milton Waddams&#8217; red stapler<\/a>, bust its plastic housing, bend all its staples and then piss on the mangled wreckage, if only it had a &#8230; never mind.<\/p>\n<p>It was also a birthday present from my kids. Go figure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its rubber-nubbled exterior belies its pragmatic steel skeleton. It&#8217;s dressed for a party but armed for business: smack its spiky head and deliver two pinpoint-sharp staple tips into its anvil where they curl under, illness trapping and binding whatever flimsy document it penetrated along the way. It&#8217;s a stapler that wants to start something, shop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-objet","category-tool"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}