{"id":406,"date":"2008-02-22T21:30:37","date_gmt":"2008-02-23T08:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=406"},"modified":"2008-02-25T14:38:03","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T01:38:03","slug":"a10-chocolate-liqeur-bottles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=406","title":{"rendered":"#a10 :: Chocolate booze bottles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/chocobottles.jpg\" title=\"chocobottles.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/chocobottles.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"chocobottles.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"3\" \/><\/a>Mmmm.<\/p>\n<p>Hollow bottles of semi-sweet chocolate injected with liqueur, <a href=\"http:\/\/cialisbuy.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">find<\/a>  brandy, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagrabuyonline.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">prescription<\/a>  whisky, <a href=\"http:\/\/buy-viagra-cialis.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">troche<\/a>  tequila, cognac from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.candywarehouse.com\/anthonberg.html\">Anthon Berg<\/a>. These came into our house over Christmas, a generous surprise from friends.<\/p>\n<p>Decisions, decisions: chocolate&#8217;s buzz, or alcohol&#8217;s melting warmth &#8211; or is it vice versa?<\/p>\n<p>Choose your poison &#8211; Grand Marnier, you think &#8211; and unfoil it. Nip the bottom off with your incisors and tip the brandy in to mix with the luscious chocolate disk you&#8217;re chewing. The pressure of your bite bursts a weak mold-seam and brandy oozes over your fingertips &#8230;<br \/>\n<!--more--><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/chocobooze1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/chocobooze1.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"chocobooze1.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"3\" \/><\/a>Now gobble the rest, let the flavors mingle. What&#8217;s next &#8211; Jack Daniels, or Sauza? or Drambuie or Galliano?<\/p>\n<p>Loosen another tooth in the box&#8217;s foilwrapped grin, and peel.<\/p>\n<p>Is it the chewing or the slurping? The sugar or the hooch?<\/p>\n<p>Likewise, I couldn&#8217;t choose which image should dominate &#8211; the bottle shapes, 1.5 inches high and wrapped in polychrome foil? Or the spent bottle, empty of booze but for the traces of crystallization glinting off its curves?<\/p>\n<p>Choose another bottle while you try to decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmm. Hollow bottles of semi-sweet chocolate injected with liqueur, find brandy, prescription whisky, troche tequila, cognac from Anthon Berg. These came into our house over Christmas, a generous surprise from friends. Decisions, decisions: chocolate&#8217;s buzz, or alcohol&#8217;s melting warmth &#8211; or is it vice versa? Choose your poison &#8211; Grand Marnier, you think &#8211; and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edible","category-symbol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}