{"id":1613,"date":"2009-04-21T21:53:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T05:53:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1613"},"modified":"2026-02-18T10:31:24","modified_gmt":"2026-02-18T18:31:24","slug":"a429-rotten-witch-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1613","title":{"rendered":"#a429 :: Rotten witch fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/042109.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1614\" title=\"042109\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/042109-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"042109\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/042109-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/042109-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/042109.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>A Halloween candy bowl kept at the back of our cupboard finally (pardon the pun) gave up the ghost.<\/p>\n<p>Used to be you would reach into it for a tasty treat, and a little infrared sensor triggered an animated rubber witch&#8217;s hand to snatch at yours and a voicebox would rasp, \u00a0&#8220;Trick or treat!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This morning we reached in to find the rubber-encased, cotton-stuffed digits had gone the way of all silicone flesh.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m loving these things so much, they may even get the Object of the Month award.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Halloween candy bowl kept at the back of our cupboard finally (pardon the pun) gave up the ghost. Used to be you would reach into it for a tasty treat, and a little infrared sensor triggered an animated rubber witch&#8217;s hand to snatch at yours and a voicebox would rasp, \u00a0&#8220;Trick or treat!&#8221; This [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,6,66,4],"tags":[44,45],"class_list":["post-1613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-facsimile","category-jetsam","category-object-of-the-month","category-part","tag-kitsch","tag-object-of-the-month"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1613"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1759,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions\/1759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}