{"id":1525,"date":"2009-04-04T21:08:09","date_gmt":"2009-04-05T05:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2026-02-18T11:02:15","modified_gmt":"2026-02-18T19:02:15","slug":"a413-white-chocolate-fortune-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1525","title":{"rendered":"#a413 :: White chocolate fortune cookie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040409.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1528\" title=\"040409\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040409-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"040409\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040409-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040409-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040409.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>A thrilling adventure is in my near future.<\/p>\n<p>I know this because a piece of paper baked into a cookie, <a style=\"text-decoration: none; color: #676c6c;\" href=\"http:\/\/viagra-buy-online.net#viagra\">page<\/a> dipped in white chocolate and wrapped in red foil told me so.<\/p>\n<p>A quick dinner at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pandainn.com\">Panda Inn<\/a> this evening, then off to see <a href=\"http:\/\/knowing-themovie.com\"><i>Knowing<\/i><\/a>. It proves to be too intense for him &#8211; he&#8217;s 9 &#8211; so we bail 50 minutes in and rent <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0084726\/\">Wrath of Khan<\/a> instead.<\/i> A great movie that I&#8217;ve seen too damned often.<\/p>\n<p><i>Thrilling? Adventure?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The cookie was tasty, at least.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A thrilling adventure is in my near future. I know this because a piece of paper baked into a cookie, page dipped in white chocolate and wrapped in red foil told me so. A quick dinner at Panda Inn this evening, then off to see Knowing. It proves to be too intense for him &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edible","category-fetish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1525"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1777,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions\/1777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}