{"id":1518,"date":"2009-04-03T21:04:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T05:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1518"},"modified":"2026-02-18T11:02:51","modified_gmt":"2026-02-18T19:02:51","slug":"a412-nerf-one-shot-pistol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1518","title":{"rendered":"#a412 :: Nerf one-shot pistol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040309.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1519\" title=\"040309\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040309-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"040309\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040309-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040309-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/040309.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Stuff a foam dart down its hazard-orange bore, pump up the air chamber with the piston slide and blow the captured pressure with the thumb valve. And <i>piff<\/i> you&#8217;ve fired what probably amounts to the most reprehensibly disposable and insulting form of non-lethal ammunition known to man: the rubber dart.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s got a belt clip on it so you can anchor it to your school satchel or your keyring if you&#8217;ve a need to carry irritainment wherever you go.<\/p>\n<p>Can you believe people argue about its stopping power on a board devoted to <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.humansvszombies.org\/index.php?topic=183.0\">zombies<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>If they took zombies seriously they wouldn&#8217;t &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stuff a foam dart down its hazard-orange bore, pump up the air chamber with the piston slide and blow the captured pressure with the thumb valve. And piff you&#8217;ve fired what probably amounts to the most reprehensibly disposable and insulting form of non-lethal ammunition known to man: the rubber dart. It&#8217;s got a belt clip [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,9,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ephemera","category-toy","category-weapon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1518"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1778,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions\/1778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}