{"id":1478,"date":"2009-03-23T22:21:20","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T06:21:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1478"},"modified":"2026-02-18T11:16:32","modified_gmt":"2026-02-18T19:16:32","slug":"a401-lime-fruit-pop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1478","title":{"rendered":"#a401 :: Lime fruit pop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032309.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1479\" title=\"032309\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032309-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"032309\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032309-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032309-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032309.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Me: Aw, crap, I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to shoot tonight, I don&#8217;t have any good objects.<\/p>\n<p>Daughter: How about my popsicle, Daddy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Aw, crap, I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to shoot tonight, I don&#8217;t have any good objects. Daughter: How about my popsicle, Daddy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edible","category-ephemera"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1478"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1788,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1478\/revisions\/1788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}