{"id":1472,"date":"2009-03-21T00:12:02","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T08:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2026-02-18T11:18:32","modified_gmt":"2026-02-18T19:18:32","slug":"a399-teeth-whitening-strips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"#a399 :: Teeth-whitening strips"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032109.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1473\" title=\"032109\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032109-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"032109\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032109-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032109-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/032109.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>When your diet brings a steady stream of <a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1462\">these<\/a> as well as iced tea, coffee and the occasional cigar, you wind up with a mouthful of yellowed bone. It ain&#8217;t attractive.<\/p>\n<p><i>These<\/i> seem to be wax strips backed with a miracle goop that is one part peroxide, one part dentifrice and one part glue.<\/p>\n<p>They help clean things up.<\/p>\n<p>They also help you feel like a boxer, shoulders tensed, waiting for the bell during the half-hour a day you&#8217;re supposed to wear them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When your diet brings a steady stream of these as well as iced tea, coffee and the occasional cigar, you wind up with a mouthful of yellowed bone. It ain&#8217;t attractive. These seem to be wax strips backed with a miracle goop that is one part peroxide, one part dentifrice and one part glue. They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ephemera","category-tool"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1472"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1790,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions\/1790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}