{"id":130,"date":"2004-06-17T10:55:50","date_gmt":"2004-06-17T18:55:50","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=130"},"modified":"2004-06-17T10:55:50","modified_gmt":"2004-06-17T18:55:50","slug":"128-army","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"#128 :: Army"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/0616041.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/0616041.html', <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-discount.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">treat<\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-usa.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">treat<\/a> &#8216;popup&#8217;,&#8217;width=500,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#8242;); return false&#8221;><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/061604-thumb.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>The only English amid the florid Kanji on the iridescent-lime-green Ziploc foil-plastic container says:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;SUGAR CANDY<br \/>\nKASUGAI (KONPEITO)<br \/>\nIngredients &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SUGAR LAC COLOR FD&amp;C YELLOW NO.5 (TARTRAZINE), YELLOW NO.6 (SUNSET YELLOW FCF) BLUE NO. 1 BRILLIANT BLUE FCF. DISTRIBUTED BY PAXS GARDENA, CA 90248 PRODUCT OF JAPAN&#8221;<br \/>\nThen there&#8217;s the usual nutritional table: 7 of them weigh 28 grams and contain 110 calories, and 0g of total fat, sat. fat, cholest., sodium, fiber and protein, and 27g of sugar including 28g. of carbs, or 9% of the daily values based on a 2000-calorie diet.&#8221; These are about the size of your fingertips, like tiny naval mines cast in solid sugar.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/061704.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/061704.html', <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-order.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">click<\/a> &#8216;popup&#8217;, <a href=\"http:\/\/buyviagra100mg.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">viagra 60mg<\/a> &#8216;width=500,height=500,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0&#8217;); return false&#8221;><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.factoidlabs.com\/heavy\/archives\/2004\/06\/061704-thumb.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve never bought into the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lego.com\">new-Lego ethos<\/a> &#8211; the sort of Harry-Potter-diorama-with-instructions-sheet folderol that passes as a creative plaything these days. I grew up with a sackful of green plates and simple 1x2s, 2x2s, 2x3s, 2x4s and 2x8s in nothing more elaborate than black, white, red and blue. I think we had one set of wheels. But we built airships, houses, fortresses and monsters out of &#8217;em, and they were good enough for us. (Tramps off, stage left, muttering and glowering behind his bifocals.) Anyway, we&#8217;ve been buying odd lots of Lego off of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ebay.com\">eBay<\/a> &#8211; the sort of <a href=\"http:\/\/search.ebay.com\/lego-pieces_W0QQsokeywordredirectZ1QQfromZR8\">weird, grab-baggy assortments<\/a> that make for some bizarre constructs and brilliant flights of fancy in the hands of a 2&frac12;-year-old and a 4&frac12;-year-old. My wife built me this little battalion one night. I don&#8217;t know where they&#8217;re going, but they&#8217;re obviously loaded for bear.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve never bought into the new-Lego ethos &#8211; the sort of Harry-Potter-diorama-with-instructions-sheet folderol that passes as a creative plaything these days. I grew up with a sackful of green plates and simple 1x2s, 2x2s, 2x3s, 2x4s and 2x8s in nothing more elaborate than black, white, red and blue. 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