{"id":1217,"date":"2009-01-29T23:58:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T06:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1217"},"modified":"2026-02-19T10:36:05","modified_gmt":"2026-02-19T18:36:05","slug":"a349-nerf-dart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1217","title":{"rendered":"#a349 :: Nerf dart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/013009.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1216\" title=\"013009\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/013009-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"013009\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/013009-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/013009-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/013009.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>About $5.99 a packet. Styrofoam tubes capped at one end with Velcro, the better to hit an opponent&#8217;s target vest for consistent scoring.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently our society isn&#8217;t raising our kids to think creatively about reaching mutual settlements.<\/p>\n<p>The feud wants guns, the feud shall have guns. It was ever thus, even reaching back to massive snow forts, stockpiles of snowballs and total mutual assured destruction at age 9.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is they&#8217;re harmless, nontoxic and non-fatal, even when used <a href=\"http:\/\/au.truveo.com\/Full-Automatic-Nerf-Gun\/id\/2001490552\">like this<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About $5.99 a packet. Styrofoam tubes capped at one end with Velcro, the better to hit an opponent&#8217;s target vest for consistent scoring. Apparently our society isn&#8217;t raising our kids to think creatively about reaching mutual settlements. The feud wants guns, the feud shall have guns. It was ever thus, even reaching back to massive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1217"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1843,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217\/revisions\/1843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}