{"id":1097,"date":"2008-12-20T23:47:03","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T06:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1097"},"modified":"2008-12-21T23:59:32","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T06:59:32","slug":"a310-blown-glass-indian-chief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1097","title":{"rendered":"#a310 :: Blown glass Indian chief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1220081.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1099\" title=\"ENLARGE\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1220081-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1220081-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1220081-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1220081.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>We decorated the tree a couple days ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagrafreesamples.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">there<\/a>  and tonight we threw a massive Christmas party &#8211; I spent most of the day cooking ribs (27 racks) and gumbo (probably six or eight gallons) for 100 good friends, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-price.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">web<\/a>  colleagues and family.<\/p>\n<p>It was a swell time.<\/p>\n<p>At the height of it, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagragenericonline.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">diagnosis<\/a>  a toddler knocked a glass ornament off the tree. It shattered on the floor, an instant galaxy of pink shards &#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>His mother made a huge fuss of apology, but we brushed it off &#8211; honestly.<\/p>\n<p>The way I saw it, the pink glass ornament silkscreened with Elvis Presley&#8217;s black silhouette had been a tacky little joke ornament that we bought on a Graceland tour some 14 years ago. As my wife saw it, it represented a memory of long ago, and we&#8217;ve experienced so many more since then that its loss just didn&#8217;t matter.<\/p>\n<p>So, Elvis has left the building.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just glad we didn&#8217;t lose this one &#8211; or the pickle, or the hand-blown glow-in-the-dark glass one.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a vacu-formed caricature &#8211; a cross between super-deformed <i>chibi<\/i> bone structure, 1920s football-mascot plumage and the liquid-metal threat of the <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=t-1000%20terminator&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a&#038;um=1&#038;sa=N&#038;tab=wi\">T-1000<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We decorated the tree a couple days ago, there and tonight we threw a massive Christmas party &#8211; I spent most of the day cooking ribs (27 racks) and gumbo (probably six or eight gallons) for 100 good friends, web colleagues and family. It was a swell time. At the height of it, diagnosis a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,37,19,21,22,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-ephemera","category-fetish","category-miniature","category-model","category-symbol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}