{"id":1083,"date":"2008-12-15T23:28:06","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T06:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1083"},"modified":"2008-12-16T10:17:09","modified_gmt":"2008-12-16T17:17:09","slug":"a305-rice-crackers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1083","title":{"rendered":"#a305 :: Rice crackers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1215081.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1215081-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"enlarge\" title=\"enlarge\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1085\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1215081-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1215081-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1215081.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>&#8220;Dad. Eat this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She holds out her hand. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rice cracker.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Crunchcrunchcrunch.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eugh!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s <i>spicy<\/i>.&#8221; She smiles.<\/p>\n<p>I smile. She&#8217;s seven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Dad. Eat this.&#8221; She holds out her hand. &#8220;What is it?&#8221; &#8220;Rice cracker.&#8221; Crunchcrunchcrunch. &#8220;Eugh!&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s spicy.&#8221; She smiles. I smile. She&#8217;s seven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edible"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}