{"id":1058,"date":"2008-12-03T10:41:03","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T17:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1058"},"modified":"2008-12-06T10:45:18","modified_gmt":"2008-12-06T17:45:18","slug":"a293-shoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1058","title":{"rendered":"#a293 :: Shoe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120308.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120308-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"enlarge\" title=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1059\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120308-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120308-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120308.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>Dammit.<\/p>\n<p>The little fuckers have been partying under my desk again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m finding tiny shoes. There are nasty scuff-marks on the wall about an inch off the floor, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-order.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">erectile<\/a>  and wet spots in my shoes. Someone punched  a dime-sized hole in the sheetrock, <a href=\"http:\/\/cialisbuy.net\" title=\"drugstore\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">this<\/a>  and there&#8217;s a one-square-foot patch of the floor reeking of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=small+beer&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\">small beer<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dammit. The little fuckers have been partying under my desk again. I&#8217;m finding tiny shoes. There are nasty scuff-marks on the wall about an inch off the floor, erectile and wet spots in my shoes. Someone punched a dime-sized hole in the sheetrock, this and there&#8217;s a one-square-foot patch of the floor reeking of small [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,37,12,6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adornment","category-ephemera","category-found-object","category-jetsam","category-toy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}