{"id":1056,"date":"2008-12-02T00:03:34","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T07:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2008-12-06T10:40:56","modified_gmt":"2008-12-06T17:40:56","slug":"a292-muscle-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/?p=1056","title":{"rendered":"#a292 :: Y Muscle Water bottle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120208.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120208-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"ENLARGE\" title=\"ENLARGE\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-1057\" align=\"right\" srcset=\"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120208-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120208-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/120208.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>I haven&#8217;t opened this yet. <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care what it tastes like, <a href=\"http:\/\/cialis-professional.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">approved<\/a>  or even whether it does what it claims: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Y MUSCLE WATER &#8211; because you never know who&#8217;s going to challenge you to a wrestling match.<\/p>\n<p>100% natural and certified organic:<\/b><b><br \/> Reverse osmosis water, <a href=\"http:\/\/100mgviagra.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">this web<\/a>  organic evaporated cane juice, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagra-no-prescription.net\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">sick<\/a>  organic white grape juice, organic hibiscus, organic grape, orange, lemon and rosemary flavors, natural citric acid, ascoric acid (vitamin C), magnesium lactate, monopotassium phosphate, sodium selenite. <\/p>\n<p><\/b><b>No artificial ingredients.<\/b><br \/>Due to the organic nature of Y, color fading and sediments\/pulp may occur over time. This in no way affects the freshness or taste of the product. <\/p>\n<p><b>Chill and shake before serving.<\/b><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I want to keep the container. I want to to buy four or five dozen cases of them in different colors. I want to see if they stack up like building blocks or fall in a jumble like <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?um=1&#038;hl=en&#038;client=firefox-a&#038;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&#038;q=steel+anti-tank+obstacles&#038;btnG=Search+Images\">anti-tank barriers<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>This four-lobed shape has <i>gimmegimme childhood fetish<\/i> written all over it. Which is probably why the only place I&#8217;ve ever seen it sold is at my 7-year-old daughter&#8217;s gymnastics center.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t opened this yet. I don&#8217;t care what it tastes like, approved or even whether it does what it claims: Y MUSCLE WATER &#8211; because you never know who&#8217;s going to challenge you to a wrestling match. 100% natural and certified organic: Reverse osmosis water, this web organic evaporated cane juice, sick organic white [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,37,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edible","category-ephemera","category-fetish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/heavylittleobjects.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}