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#35 :: Telescope glasses

March 12, 2004

These have the feel of a Hammacher-Schlemmacher wannabe – a must-have gadget for the avid sports fan or optics freak. You can picture him sitting there with a pair of ’em on at Dodger Stadium, replaying the braying marketing boilerplate in his mind between innings – “Hundreds of uses! For birdwatching, auto racing – and at any sporting event, enjoy the sensation fo being right on the field!” He reaches up to fiddle with the diopters, swiveling the well-greased objectives to bring the pop fly into sharp focus in the precision-ground glass lenses. Congratulating himself on his savvy purchase, he turns to his buddy – Hey, did you see (extreme blurry closeup of nosehair) GAAAAHHH!” They came in a hand-stitched leather case lined with red felt.

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  1. EDUARDO RONDEROS March 29, 2004 @ 1:17 am

    -LEASE SEND MORE INFO ON GLASSES. TO MY HOME ADRESS 329 112 ST EAST BRADENTON FL 34212.

    THANK YOU


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