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#330 :: Automotive Logo – Print Slug

January 4, 2005

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Time was, you pounded nails into your mantelpiece from which to hang your family’s Christmas stockings. Now there are hooks for the purpose. This plated, urethane-coated pot-metal facsimile of a bristlecone pine weighs close to two pounds. It sits on our rounded fireplace shelf, its hook dangling tongue-like through the loops of the children’s two empty Christmas stockings.

It waits. Because it must.
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CHOU TALook! Magic Tree (R)
The flower begin to grow from the tree after 1-2 hours and will grow to marvellous flowers in 6 hours.


Color Buds appear in 1-2 hours. The fun is watching its growing. You will have more fun when you grow the flowers by yourself.
INSTRUCTIONS (Please refer to following pictures)

1. Assemble tree.
2. Place tree in middle of the saucer.
3. Cut off corner of plant food envelope and squeeze out entire contents in saucer
4. Look at it, it will start to grow little by little after 1-2 hours when it blooms completely the flowers usually can maintain several months.
5. Be sure to keep the tree away from warmer moisture and wind. which will affect its growth.
6. In case the tree blooms in one side only , please turn it to the other side, the flowers will continue to grow.

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What to make of this little icon? He tumbled out of a dainty, girly pink-and-purple toy that we bought at a second-hand kids’ shop recently for our daughter – a gritty black pearl from a soft, innocent oyster. He not fully formed, but half the thickness he should be, as if someone injection-molded a microminiature study in thermoplastic of the burly stone bas-reliefs of heroes of the revolution that line Tienanmen Square – impersonal gallantry incarnate, a sketch of a warrior that offers no hint of the reality of his job. He’s a toy.

And what to make of the perspective whiplash you suffer when you’re blogging smugly about a plastic toy, and suddenly learn that one-tenth the number of U.S. soldiers have died the in Iraq war to date, as Asians have died in today’s horrific tsunamis? This site seems pretty trivial at the moment. Links here to aid organizations.
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All of which is utter trivia compared to what now seem to be 25,000 deaths and untold people uprooted in the weekend’s disaster. A few agencies, such as Doctors Without Borders are stepping up to provide aid. You can donate to them if you want to help. in some meaningful way.
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As more children and adults are counted among those who were drowned or crushed in the disaster, his posture seems the only appropriate response.
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I needed a new keyring. The old one was thrashed, threatening to pop open and lose the keys to my car, my house, my bike, my computer, my bike racks. This one’s held together with steel cable anchored to a chunk of anodized aluminum. It’s whimsical. It was on sale. Doubtless this would be seen in some quarters of Washington as – in its own small, consumerist way – patriotic.

On the other hand, it’s just a heavy, little object, number 325 in a yearlong series.
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A pair of powerful ellipsoidal hematite magnets, their poles aligned through their narrow circumfrences, allow you to demonstrate the constant tension and readjustment of power in the universe. Throw them into the air about six inches apart, and they fly together, wrestling for equilibrium in a clattering, buzzing collision until they land at rest, centered and quiet in your cupped hand. They sound like this, and they can be bought online.
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Tech note: Spambots (and a stern host) have forced me to shut off comments. Please bear with me over the next few days, while I move to a different blog platform, and thanks for reading this thing all last year. Your interest and comments (when working) have been a stout anchor for me.
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  1. RedWriter January 5, 2005 @ 12:02 am

    Your grandfather Reed used to compose letters to your father on the Merganthaler. The monster he’s sitting at in the painting you have. Each line would come down as a slug exactly one column wide; the next would slide down on top of it until the letter was complete. Then he’d pull one proof (a galley) and throw the hot type back in to melt.

    There was a huge racket in the composing room; all those Merganthalers spitting lines of deathless prose. It’s all very quiet now.

  2. xoxoxo Bruce January 6, 2005 @ 1:31 pm

    I love the painting called “Old House”.

  3. Mark R. Brown January 6, 2005 @ 4:39 pm

    My grandfather owned a small-town weekly newspaper here in Iowa, and some of my earliest memories are of him operating the linotype ( My mother ran the linotype, too, and had scars on her arms all of her life from the droplets of hot lead the thing would spew out on a regular basis. I still own the small rule she used to push spacers between type in the racks to justify lines.

  4. RedWriter January 12, 2005 @ 4:54 am

    Your grandfather wasn’t the only family memberin the newspaper business. Your mother started her career at the St. Petersburg Times, where your great uncle Ralph worked for about a hundred years. Your grandmother Reed was for a spell business manager ofthat very same paper. Pretty much until her first childcame along.

  5. mack January 12, 2005 @ 7:34 am

    Mom’s right. I was just 3 weeks from birth when, during an interview on a press tour for “North by Northwest,” Cary Grant told her, “Have a verry verry nice baybee.” I have ink in my blood. This more or less accounts for the muddy thinking and incurable writing addiction.

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