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#302 :: Lionel Engine

December 6, 2004

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It’s also affordable. Beaver skulls (as with many others you’ll find in curio shops) tend to come from the fur trade. You can order them (and dozens of equally astonishing bits of bone) from places like Maxilla and Mandible in Greenwich Village, or pick them up for about 30 bucks at Wacko/Soap Plant in Los Angeles.
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